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[dearorlando]

I have no friends.

I clicked on the colored word "friends", and a box popped up that said, "We're sorry! You have no friends! Surely a person like you has friends out there somewhere?"

Well, obviously NOT ME.

How bloody cringeworthy is that?

Comments

[galor5.livejournal.com]

LOL well you are friendless no more!

:-)

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

OMG, I absobloodylutely need one of those *SQUEEE* pictu--ICON things!!!

(And maybe a Depends.)

[galor5.livejournal.com]

Well I will make you one if you like :)

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

A Depends? Oh, luv, I don't think so...You can get those at the grocer!

OH! You mean one of those little pictures?

See, I bloody well need one RIGHT NOW! *SQUEEES!*

That would be absobloodylutely AWESOME, man, just BRILLIANT! Thank you so much!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

Thought you might want to see my note at the bottom since you started this whole thing... *poke*

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

i've friended you, orlando!

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

*sneaks in to poke at you*

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

*always enjoys a good poke*

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

You know, I really jolly well think if you two ladies are gonna keep that up, I really ought to go get the video camera rolling, yeah?

*wink wink*

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

*SQUEEE!!!*

I love your awesome picture with the lightening and the tree! Did you know that some people think mistletoe comes from just that sort of thing happening? Brilliant, isn't it?

Especially when you think about what happens AFTER the mistletoe part.... *g*

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

i so did not know that!

you are a veritable treasure trove of knowledge and handy-dandy tidbits, orlando! i'm totally pumped that you're going to do a column!

*squeeeees with you*

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

You are too cute and clearly a kindred soul... (there is a bit of a story behind my icon and I do believe Ms Galor5 up there (points) can best explain it since - as I recall - she summoned the evil forces of LJ and created a circle of horror around me...

Or maybe she just couldn't get a connection.

Either way, it was very scary.

Welcome!

[galor5.livejournal.com]

*snort*

twasn't me who scared all her friends away from LJ!

*whistles*

You have plenty of friends now... and for good reason!! *hugs*

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

That note WAS all fear-inducing, wasn't it? I mean, how the bloody hell are you supposed to feel when the COMPUTER says you have no blitherin' friends???
What the fuck is that, eh?

I HAVE FRIENDS!!!

At least, I do NOW. I'm friending everybody back!

I see you have some friends now too, luv! Feels bloody awesome, yeah?

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

*hugs new friend*

[roomfor2.livejournal.com]

Bloody hell it's you! it's really you!

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

*blinks at your icon*

*chortles*

*joins you*

[roomfor2.livejournal.com]

You like that, huh? :P

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

Well, I can hardly take it OFF, luv, can I? ;-P

*lol at this icon you used*

[tularia.livejournal.com]

Some of us are just a bit slow on the uptake... ;-P I've friended you now!

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

*squeee!*