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[dearorlando]

I have no friends.

I clicked on the colored word "friends", and a box popped up that said, "We're sorry! You have no friends! Surely a person like you has friends out there somewhere?"

Well, obviously NOT ME.

How bloody cringeworthy is that?

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[galor5.livejournal.com]

Well I will make you one if you like :)

[dearorlando.livejournal.com]

A Depends? Oh, luv, I don't think so...You can get those at the grocer!

OH! You mean one of those little pictures?

See, I bloody well need one RIGHT NOW! *SQUEEES!*

That would be absobloodylutely AWESOME, man, just BRILLIANT! Thank you so much!