dearorlando: (Will scowling)
[personal profile] dearorlando
Alright. Just from the sheer blitherin' VOLUME of letters and emails and blokes and birds stopping me on the street and asking the SAME DAMNED QUESTION--


I'll just answer you all at the same time and say:


NO. BLOODY. HELL. NO.


JUST BECAUSE ELIZABETH IS THE PIRATE KING DOES NOT MAKE ME THE FUCKIN' PIRATE QUEEN!!!!

Date: 2007-05-28 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tularia.livejournal.com
ROFLMAO!

Honestly, Orlando, the thought never entered my mind...

Date: 2007-05-30 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
I guess I shouldn't have bloody well mentioned it then, eh?

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Date: 2007-05-28 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sundew.livejournal.com
Tsk, tsk. The nerve of some people. Though you would be the most beautiful queen. More beautiful than Elizabeth. Just sayin'. :-)

Date: 2007-05-30 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
You think?

Hell, what am I sayin'? I'm just gonna go over here to the mirror and practice looking butch instead of bitch....

Date: 2007-05-28 10:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stormatdusk.livejournal.com
much more fun to be the fairy queen, anyway, luv how rude of people!!

*HUGS*

Date: 2007-05-30 12:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Are you calling me a fairy?

I dunno, I was doing my best to be all rough and hot and, well, Piratey. Where the hell did the queen thing come from, anyway?

Date: 2007-05-28 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teh-kimeye.livejournal.com
Being a queen isn't that bad, Orlando...look at Sir Ian! :-D

*gives you hugs and a tiara*

Date: 2007-05-30 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Sir Ian....Hahaha! Lookit HUGO!!!

Those two together are just absobloodylutely fuckin' AWESOME!

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Date: 2007-05-28 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] admirabile.livejournal.com
So you don't want this tiara I bought special just for you?

Shame. It would have look good on you.

Date: 2007-05-30 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Tiara? Is that for ME?

*fawns*

Hey....Are these diamonds REAL?

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Date: 2007-05-29 12:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doylebaby.livejournal.com
Of course it doesn't hon, never even crossed my mind... uhm, yeah.

No you're the one and only Pirate Captain of The Flying Dutchman, kay?

Date: 2007-05-30 12:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Seriously?

Well, okay then....

Date: 2007-05-29 12:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thalassatx.livejournal.com
Sweetheart, we never would have thought that!

Date: 2007-05-30 12:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Hey, I look pretty butch in your icon there!

It means the whole world is holding out for Will to be the Hero, not that Elizabeth is gonna come save me, right?

*crosses fingers*

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Date: 2007-05-29 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] illuminated-sin.livejournal.com
*snerk* XD

Yeah! You tell 'em, baby! >:O

::scowls with you at everyone who's hassling you::

Date: 2007-05-30 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Thanks, luv. I really needed to hear that.

Date: 2007-05-29 04:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] legolas-is-mine.livejournal.com
*snorts*


Of course not, you're a big manly man, who would think you were a queen?!

Date: 2007-05-30 01:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
That's bloody right. I'm a big--well not BIG like Eric, but still--Manly Man!

Bloody wankers can just piss off, y'know?

Btw, I like your icon. That pink/purpley color looks good with the blue bar on my page there....

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Date: 2007-05-29 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vatulele.livejournal.com
Honestly Orlando, the nerve of some people...the thought never entered my mind while watching pirates 3...although the coronation scene in RoTK, now that was a tiara fit for a queen!

Date: 2007-05-30 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Yeah, they made that crown especially for Leggy. I tried to get them to add some diamonds to it, but Ngila wanted the kit to be shiny but not sparkly. She used to always tell me that glitter was for fairies, not elves....

I added you today! Thanks for friending me!

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Date: 2007-05-29 09:25 am (UTC)
ext_41467: (koulahappy)
From: [identity profile] koulagirl666.livejournal.com
I dunno if this really helps but I thought it just made you a Pirate Prince, ya know, since a male who marries into a royal family can't have the K- or Q-words conferred as titles.

And you do a lovely, gorgeous, brilliant prince. Really.

Date: 2007-05-30 01:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Ahhhh, there you go! I'm a Pirate Prince!

*ponces off cockily*

Date: 2007-05-29 10:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] roomfor2.livejournal.com
*gigglesnort*

but you would make such a good one!

Date: 2007-05-30 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
Y'know, luv, it's true. Everyone says I should try something completely different, and I've been looking at doing theater again for awhile, but what if they really mean I should skip the swords and sandals routine and go for something deeper like a Monty Python comedy, or a remake of something like Rocky Horror?

I look good in eyeliner. Hmmm....

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Date: 2007-05-29 10:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] encelade2.livejournal.com
Don't get upset,baby!
People gossip,but we know better.
It's obvious that you have been crowned Queen not because Keira was the King,but thanks to the unanimous vote of the whole enthusiastic crew!
Noble,heroic and terrific soprano = wonderful Queen.
We trust your merits,and you realy deserve your title,be proud.
Majesty,I bow to Your Splendour.
:D

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Date: 2007-05-29 11:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] oceansnset.livejournal.com
Sweetheart, Elizabeth is a butch bitch, everybody knows that. Even the King of Gondor would look like a queen next to her. Well, maybe...
He was rather tough looking, with all that facial hair and long sword and stuff.
Besides, who wants to be a king? They have to make all these decisions and orders and, and telling people what to do and how to get things done, and remembering where the lube is and being on top, and making sure knots aren't tied too tight, and, uh, hmmm, I think I have strayed from the point. Anyway, there are benefits to being a queen.
You get to be taken care of. You get to just lie there and have things done to you, I mean for you, and uh, life for a queen really isn't all that bad.
And besides, we all know you are a manly man's man! Tough, and sexy, and piraty and lickable. And tough! Real tough! And somehow, I imagine you smell better than her too! She's all sweaty, with her hair out of place...
Be a queen and be proud! Cause you deserve it, damnit, if anybody does!
So there!
Sometimes, there is a certain order to the universe and you just can't fight it so you may as well just lay back and have a king take care of you.
(Like the one in my icon...)

Date: 2007-05-30 01:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tularia.livejournal.com
Anyway, there are benefits to being a queen.
You get to be taken care of. You get to just lie there and have things done to you, I mean for you, and uh, life for a queen really isn't all that bad.


Methinks she has experience on this point. What say you, Orlando? *G*

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Date: 2007-05-30 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
You think so?

Okay. I'll settle for that, then. Thanks, luv.

Date: 2007-05-31 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] liriel1810.livejournal.com
You are just too fucking adorkably cute, and I think I finally may have found someone who's got as much of a potty mouth as me. Can I friend you? It's all [livejournal.com profile] teh_kimeye's fault, she linked me here

Date: 2007-06-01 01:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dearorlando.livejournal.com
*squees at new friend*

Me? Potty mouth?

Don't let my mum hear ya!

Friended ya back!
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